February 2012
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She: Do you love me?
He: Yes, I love you.
She: Do you love me more than potatoes fried in duck fat?
He: Uhm... I love you more than tater tots.
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DIY Valentine's Pro Tip!!
Collage art is both more fun and more meaningful(!) when you cut apart old issues of Bitch and 7x7 and other magazines your boyfriend’s shitty exgirlfriend left at his apartment when they broke up.
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He: I won't go so far as to say that I like watching it, but I like watching you when we watch it. There's this whole other side of you I never get to see.
Me: That's the costume drama side. And to be honest, I'm toning it down to about 20% right now. If you like this side of me, you're in for a treat.